Really? Charlie Sheen

In case you’ve missed it, Charlie Sheen has, to quote Mr. Neil Patrick Harris, “Done lost his crackers.” It’s a train wreck that plays to every moral weakness I have: celebrities; crazy celebrities; crazy deranged celebrities; and puppies.

Yesterday I saw that crazy, deranged celebrity Charlie Sheen started a Twitter account. Glorious! It’s like C-SPAN for Charlie’s brain. Of course I immediately followed (you should too).

Need convincing? Check out some of what’s so delicately poured from his mouth in the last week alone:

  • “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”
  • “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
  • “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”
  • “I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
  • “The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

Thank you Charlie. I now look forward to the evening news.

  • http://www.etsy.com/shop/pnkirish Shelli

    you should post Charlie quotes everyday -they are awesome! and “droopy-eyed armless children” sounds like a band name lol.
    Shelli recently posted..Lady in Red Polka Dot Scarf

  • http://dazzlenews.com/?p=31438 Dwayne Marcelino

    I know that down deep Charlie Sheen is probably a good person, such a shame…

  • http://www.classicandvintage.com Berkshire Hire

    Perhaps now Martin Sheen has left Two And A Half Men they should get the noticeably smaller Michael Fox in to replace him… and just call the show Two Men :-)

  • Annette Mullen

    Whats wrong with Charlie… I have tiger blood…. It is a burden but some of us can handle it….

    Winning

    Annette (Charlie) Mullen (Sheen)